Nothing to say

Have you ever had nothing to say? It's amazing just how much nothing a person is capable of saying in one conversation. Don't believe me? Just ask someone how they're doing. "Fine" "Pretty good" 98.37% of the time that means nothing. Wait a minute, is nothing nothing, or something? "Well nothing, of course!", but so often it seems like something that we respond that we're "doing nothing" or "thinking nothing." How in the world can you think nothing and respond, "nothing"? Something is always on your mind, even when it's nothing. And when you're fine, you're not. And I've just said a whole lot of nothing. Isn't that quite something?